I Can't Pay The Rent!!!

This very short sketch uses a comb as a mustache, a hair bow, and a tie. There's only one person, and he's only got one comb. You do the whole skit as fast as you can. (Actually it works better with a hankerchief instead of a comb.)

I CAN'T pay the rent!

You MUST pay the rent!

I CAN'T pay the rent!

You MUST pay the rent!

I CAN'T pay the rent!

You MUST pay the rent!

I'll pay the rent!

My hero!

Curses! Foiled again!